Long Island Lady Wig
- Synthetic hair on mesh cap w/ elastic edges
- Bottle-blonde bouffant shag style w/ visible dark roots
What is the secret to seeing into the future? Is it being born under the right sign? Coming from a long line of mystics and seers? Spending long hours studying the art of prophecy and the mysteries of divination? Does it require a crystal ball, a cup of tea leaves, or a deck of tarot cards? Must you center yourself in a place with powerful mystic vibrations, or does the second sight travel with you wherever you go? Do you need to join a coven of witches or a wizard’s guild? Do you have to get yourself licensed and bonded?
The answer to all of those questions, of course, is no. The only thing you need to gaze into the future is the right hairstyle. Opinions have varied over the ages on what the most effective fortune-telling hairdo might be, but for this time and place you can’t go wrong with a great big, sweeping blonde bouffant. Not everyone has the time or energy to pull off that look on a daily basis, but we’re betting the powers that be won’t mind if you go the store-bought route. Slip into this synthetic wig with mesh cap, and voila - you’re an instant psychic (with visible dark roots). We’re not entirely sure if adopting a thick Long Island accent is also required for clairvoyance, but you might want to start practicing just in case.