Haunted Hedge Creature

The Halloween season is all about scary stuff. The streets and shops are filled with all manner of monsters, murderers, and other creeps. You can’t turn a corner without running into a vampire or a witch, and every doorway seems to be guarded by ghosts and spiders. Needless to say, it’s a tough time of year for the faint of heart. But you know what’s even scarier than seeing all of those assorted ghouls and goblins on every street corner? It’s the things you don’t see. There’s nothing more frightening than the unknown, because the unknown could be anything.

Take, for instance, whatever happens to be lurking in your hedge. It’s impossible to say what exactly it might be, since the only thing you can identify for sure is a pair of evil eyes. Is it a monster? A ghost? Some sort of wild animal? We don’t know, and we’re definitely not about to get close enough to find out. All we can say for certain is that it’s motion-activated with light-up red eyes, that it vibrates and makes a growling noise, and that it requires three AA batteries. Beyond that, it’s as much of a mystery to us as it is to you. Who knows, maybe it’s even friendly. We sure hope so, both for your sake and for the sake of your hedges.