- 100% Polyester
- Long gray fabric robe
- Brown robe belt
- Light gray foam wizard hat
What are you going to be during the Third Age?
Are you going to be sitting at home watching reruns of South Park on Netflix? No. You are going to be adventuring in Middle Earth. Trying to figure out what is happening. Why is evil coming back into the world? You are going to find a Hobbit, and con him into coming on an long journey.
He'll be whiny at first. Always complaining how he wishes he were at home for tea time, and elevensies. But, you'll be all the more glad for his company by the end of the journey. And, in 60 years, when you need help once more to destroy the One Ring, you can call on his nephew, and a few other Hobbits. You might have to keep reminding yourself that the other Hobbits come in handy sometimes, when they aren't messing up.
So, get up. Turn off South Park, and put on your Gandalf Costume. Middle Earth needs you! You need to stop evil from coming back. Because, you never know if it will want to destroy the world or bring back the Beach Boys, and both of those things are equally bad. Get yourself some Hobbits to do your bidding, or mess up when you give them the simplest of instructions. Put on your walking shoes, and get ready to disappear when the group needs you. We get it, you're mysterious, just let us know where you are going. Maybe that way you wont get locked up by Saruman for months.