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Caveman Adult Club

Caveman Adult Club
Caveman Adult Club
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Items Included
  • Caveman Adult Club
  • 27" long
  • 17" circumference at big end
  • Realistic wooden grooves and bumps

While modern Homo sapiens might think that a Caveman Adult Club sounds like the perfect venue for a Stone Age bachelor party, those who are more in touch with their prehistoric side know that it's more like a multitool for hunter-gatherers! Because even a Paleolithic neophyte can tell that this club's primary function is smashing things. That's just basic human intuition. But the more advanced uses only become apparent after you've truly mastered its knots and gnarls!

And that takes a lot more time than you might think. Of course, you can skip a few steps if you understand monosyllabic grunting! Or you can simply trust us when we say that this simple petrified wood prop could be your ticket to a full belly and a warm fire, and begin bashing. With a little finesse, it can even clean your teeth! Though we doubt any dentists would recommend it.

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