Silver 11'' Foam Claw

Have you ever wished that you had steel claws that could shoot from your hands? You wouldn't want them to be out all the time. You'd never be allowed to attend children's parties, the bouncy house and the balloons would be in too much danger. Boarding airplanes would be an absolute no-no as would water beds and volleyball.

If the claws were optional, only shooting out once in a while when you needed them, it would be pretty perfect. Your mom would love them, recruiting you to chop onions for Sunday dinners would make dinner a snap. You could use them to shred important documents or trim your hedges. If need be you could even defend yourself just in case someone is after you for your sweet steel claws.

Now, we don't know exactly how they'll work. Do your knuckles get rusty if you put your claws away wet? Do the knives show up in an airport security scanner? So before you go and get yourself implanted, why don't you try out these foam claws. You'll get the hang of what they feel and look like before you go and make a big commitment.