Womens Bacon Dress
- 100% polyester
- one strap dress w/ bacon print
- a-symmetrical hemline at end of skirt
Every animal in the barnyard has a special job to do. The cow’s job is to stand in the meadow and absorb the sweetness of the summer’s sun into her milk. The chicken’s job is to cluck cluck cluck all day long until they lay a shiny new egg in their comfy coop. The sheep’s job is to let down his hair until it’s long enough for grandma to knit a cozy sweater out of. And the pig’s job...well, the pig’s job is to turn vegetables into bacon, and he gives everything he has in pursuit of this noble goal. Thank you Mr. Pig!
Don’t you just love bacon? That sizzle and pop it makes as it shrinks in the pan and grows darker? That divine aroma slowly permeating every room of the house, like a benevolent fog whose only mission is to find and delight everyone around it? That lovely crunch when you bite into your first strip, and using your last slice to mop up any egg yolk still pooling on your plate?
Guess what: everything you love about bacon is now available in dress form. No more compromising between your favorite food and your favorite outfit! This bacon print dress will have everyone drooling, and looks quite attractive with its uneven hemline and single alluring strap. Be someone everyone wants to be around by wearing something that everyone wants to be around. Bacon is love. Bacon is life.
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