Millhouse Deluxe Adult Costume
- Yellow fabric: 87% polyester, 13% spandex; all other fabric, 100% polyester
- Shirt fastens with Velcro at back of stand-up collar
- Pants have elastic waistband
- Molded vinyl 'hair" has foam pad inside for shape and positioning
- Red plastic glasses have round frames with printed grid and attached eyebrows
If we could borrow a feeling about this Milhouse Deluxe Adult Costume, it would be jealousy. Just look at the blue hair slicked over and parted so delightfully! Just look at those red-rimmed glasses with their stylish roundness, and just LOOK at those red shorts... we can't say enough.
Some people like to think that Milhouse Van Houten is some kind of nerdy loser. He's always playing second fiddle to his best buddy Bart Simpson, or acting as the class punching bag for Nelson and his cronies, and if there is any gum on the ground in the city of Springfield, you can bet Milhouse will be the one to step right in it. This may all be true, but we think his loyalty, perseverance, and sometimes excessive honesty make him the greatest character of all time, and a role model for all human-kind! Sure, his crush on Lisa Simpson may never go anywhere, and his laundry list of allergies would probably kill a horse (both laundry and horses are probably on it, too), but he'll always be there when you need him. Assuming you don't need him after bedtime. He's never gotten in trouble for sneaking out at night, and he can't risk starting now!
Once you're dressed up as this classic Simpsons character, don't be surprised if you're suddenly offered an all syrup Squishy, or if you're spontaneously enrolled in a POG tournament. (remember POGs? They're making a comeback) No matter what happens, though, everything will be coming up Milhouse!