Women's Jingle Elf Costume
- 100% polyester stretch velvet
- Tube dress has elastic top & back waist, jagged hemline
- Top of green dress edged w/ red zigzag strip w/ bells
- Green stocking cap has red zigzag edging, bell at point
- Red gauntlets have green zigzag strip at elastic top
Do you ever wonder if the elves have ever gotten together and tried to unionize? Santa seems like a cool guy and everything, but let's face reality: no job is perfect. At some point, there had to be some disgruntled elf who wanted to effect change in the workplace. What about the long hours? What about the restrictive dress code? Do they get vacations? What are the health benefits like? What happens if they have a baby elf during the Fourth Quarter...do they get enough leave? Or are they simply replaced with a younger, more eager, cheaper elf?
We know what you're thinking...these are important questions! Times are changing! It's no longer okay to just sit back and enjoy the bounty of Santa's Christmas delivery...at some point you've gotta wonder where it all came from, and who made those wonderful gifts. Do they have job satisfaction? Are they being treated fairly and equally? Were they hired locally, or is Santa starting to source out, too? Are they given cost-of-living raises? Can they even afford the gifts they make for others?
Well rest easy, friends...because with this Women's Jingle Elf Costume, you won't just be buying an incredibly attractive and super fun costume that will make your Christmas merry and bright...you'll also be attaining the assurance and wearable proof that elves have it made! With just one look at the rich green and red stretch velvet, you'll feel confident in the knowledge that Santa's elves are enjoying the kind of employment that provides them with a modern, cutting-edge lifestyle...one that even affords them the opportunity and disposable income to indulge in the latest fashion trends! Spread the message that female elves reserve the freedom to express themselves by adding striped stockings and red or green shoes to your look. Ahhh...it's so much easier to get into the spirit of the season when you know you're not enjoying the fruits of someone else's hard and unfair labor! Now about those reindeer...
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