Beer Mug Hat
- Plush Beer Mug Hat
- Metallic hat
- Interior pocket
- 10.5’’ tall, 19-23’’ inner circumference
To succeed in life you need to dress with elegance and class. Select only the most tasteful pieces for your wardrobe, and you’ll rocket through the echelons of society like a champagne cork shooting through the air under a highway overpass. This rule applies equally for all garments, and especially for hats. You want a hat that says “I’m a sophisticated, worldly person who also likes to pound brews with my bros.”
Our Beer Mug Hat is the perfect garment for all occasions. It’s plush, adjustable, metallic, and makes it look like a giant frosty mug of beer is growing out of the top of your head. We wore this to dinner when we met our new girlfriend’s parents for the first time, and even though we don’t remember the entire evening we’re pretty sure everyone loved it. We’ll know for sure as soon as our girlfriend starts answering our text messages again.