We've never understood why everybody is so terrified of fuzzy monsters. A lot of people argue with us that it's because they go off and destroy stuff and eat people and do all sorts of terrible deeds that would make people scared of them. That's pretty true and we would be scared if they did that but what if the first monsters were friendly and everybody thought "hey this is a weird creature, we don't like it," and then scared the poor guy off? He probably got a little upset that he was immediately rejected by his new neighbors who he was hoping would be friends. Now who will he share his tuna casseroles with? Wouldn't you be a little mad if nobody gave you a chance to show how awesome and friendly you were? We think that all those fuzzy monsters would be rather cuddly and fun to hang out with. Now we just have to win all their trust back. It will be a long hard process though so where to start?
How about a nice little monster disguise to look a little bit like them. This Womens Green One Eyed Olive Monster Kit is great for stashing in your purse, automobile or desk drawer to provide a quick outfit to make any monsters you encounter a little more comfortable around you. Or you could just use it to create a quick and cute Halloween costume!
- Fleece and fur monster face headband
- Fingerless mitts have felt claws sewn to them
- Helps you blend in instantly in case of a monster invasion